Listen When Grandma Speaks To You, Sonny

Who are you?

Alright, just call me Aussie, okay? Just call me Aussie. Does that ring a little bit of a bell?

I told you that of all the videos I've been watching of you, if I didn't see...

Wait, you're a fan?

Of course I'm a fan.

Okay.

And if I didn't see you getting seriously fucked senseless, I'd come up and do it myself.

Are you kidding me?

No.

You flew here?

And how did you get my address? I am a very private person. I have security.

I understand that, but I have my ways. Don't worry about it.

You broke into my house!

Don't worry about that. I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just...

No, I'm really worried about that.

I'm just going to fuck you.

I don't meet my fans.

Come on. Don't tell me you've never fucked a fan.

I... No, I haven't.

Really?

I don't even know if you're safe. I don't know what you will do to me. Are you going to **** me? Is that what you're here to do?

No. I'm here merely to give you a hell of a good time.

I mean... I'm just Melanie Sky.

I know.

And you know...

Tell you what, if you're really, really not that interested, I'll just go away and you will have missed something really fun. And be a shame. It came a long way.

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