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I've got good news and bad news.

The good news is you're not fired.

Wow, that really is good news.

However, I feel like you're setting me up for really, really bad news.

But you're not a lesbian.

Chris is your boyfriend, right?

He is a boy who's my friend.

Don't be so homophobic, Chris.

It's unattractive.

So last year I did Molly at Coachella and I made out with the dude.

And?

I liked it.

Well, the good news is you're the new shipping clerk.

That's awesome!

New adventures for me!

Does it still pay $186,000 a year?

No.

Ryan, my boss, his brother got out of jail after eight years and he gave him my job and

now I work in the warehouse.

Does it pay $186,000 a year?

I asked that same question!

I'll get a job.

I'll help ease your burden.

Do what you're passionate about.

Mom, this is my girlfriend, Angela.

And by girlfriend you mean girl that is a friend?

No, I mean my girlfriend.

Shh, shh, shh.

And I know this whole lesbian relationship thing came out of left field, but I promise

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