Let's Talk About Farting then Let some Loose: Gay Porn 29

As I relax in a chair holding my legs up to show my hairy ass and hole, I tell a short fart story before letting loose with a compilation of farts for you raunchy fart connoisseurs. Some are short and sweet; some are long and musical.

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This is part of my ongoing series on shamelessness and the focus of today's talk is farting.

Now, when I was in the classroom, farts came up.

It's not part of the curriculum, but we still had to deal with it.

And, you know, when somebody farted, there was a lot of laughter about it and disruption.

I have to take a little bit of time to explain that everybody and everything farts.

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Cats fart, birds fart, dogs fart.

So, when I was, let's say, reading James and the Giant Peach, walking around the room,

and I'd eaten beans the night before and I had terrible, smelly farts,

I would go ahead and silently let my farts out and walk to the other side of the room.

And by the time the farts were smelled,

and there was pointing fingers and blaming each other and laughter about it,

I was on the other side of the room.

And so I never got caught.

I always blamed each other.

So, brace yourself because this fart compilation is dedicated to you

and to the concept of shamelessness, expressing yourself in erotic ways without guilt.

So, enjoy.

My husband suggested that I talk to you while I fart.

So, I'm going to go ahead and do that.

Let's see how you like it.

Here's a nice big juicy one for you.

There. Hope you liked it.

And where that came from, I had a special request for me to fart in your face.

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Let's Talk About Farting, Then Let Some Loose