Lets meet

Let's not talk about that!

Yeah, you big frobo. Give me the flash.

Listen, I need some dirt on Senator Chris Travers.

Oh, great. But I suppose I should do my part for political intercourse.

Come closer and I'll expose what I know.

There's nothing. He's as clean as a fresh new ass buttock.

Hey, did you put your tongue in my ear?

Certainly not. I don't have a tongue.

Oh, good. You say I have an ear.

Come on, come on. Fall. Fall, damn it, fall!

Well, what did you get on Travers? Is he a rap dodger? Sex offender? Sex dodger?

Nah, he's clean.

I'm sorry, but there's not one unusual thing about Senator Chris "Zapsaw" Travers.

Right, right. His middle name is "Zapsaw"? Sounds kind of alien.

The voters hate aliens.

They sure do. This guy's as human as you and me.

I don't care what he is. He's got a rumor that he's an alien.

Hey, yeah, that'll cost 'em votes.

Right. When he says he was born on this planet, we make him call.