Legend of the 1000 Mile Goddess

Who the fuck are you?

I've walked a thousand miles to meet this one true brat,

the legendary brat princess Savanna.

Please may I worship your feet?

A thousand miles?

Yes, I've walked a thousand miles to meet you.

I've heard legends about a famous brat who lives here.

I just want to meet the legendary brat, Savanna.

Please may I kiss your feet?

Yeah, you really want to kiss my--

What is the matter with you?

What?

Do you know-- do you know what I think?

That's what I think about you.

You really thought that you can get a kiss

on these perfect feet for nothing, for free?

Just because you walked a thousand miles,

I could give a rat's ass how far you walked.

You said walked a thousand miles for me.

You act like that's like a gift to me.

Like it's what anyone would do.

Don't think you're anything fucking special.

I thought maybe it means something to you.

You thought maybe it means--

You're--

Scum on the bottom of my shoe.

Do you hear me?

Yes, goddess.

How's that feel?

It hurts.

That's how pissed off I am.

The audacity of people.

You're such a dumb fuck.

You understand?

Like, you really think you're gonna kiss my foot?

Like, that is so degrading to me.

You think you can kiss my foot?

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