Laughing at your pathetic little shrimp dick SPH
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Well look at your tiny little dick down there! Haha it is so small and so pathetic that all I can do is laugh at you. Were you born a girl? There is absolutely no way you can please a real woman.
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This is like weird and unusual.
It should really be on the Guinness Book of World Records for tiniest cock out there.
I just don't know if we really want to classify it as a cock.
This is so mini.
It's the only way to put it.
It's a mini man cock.
Have you been told that before?
Has that been embarrassing?
When you go and you take a girl out to dinner.
Because you know, you're not a horrible looking guy.
I could totally see you getting deep with girls.
Taking them out.
Getting them home.
And even with them being *********, once your pants get taken off, they're like, "Oh my god. Where is it?"
Are you a woman?
Oh my gosh.
That is such, it's the smallest thing I have ever seen.
I've seen a fucking spider.
A fucking ant bigger than that.
What is that?
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
I have not seen such a small penis in all my life.
Me either.
I mean it looks inverted.
It's so pathetic.
It looks like a birth defect than a penis.
Oh my god.
You have the most tiniest penis I've ever seen and it's kind of like really freaking me out.
Again, it's just this big.
Like smaller than my little fucking finger.
Like we're not even talking about, like I have more girth in my thumb.
Look at that fucking dick of yours.
It's so fucking tiny and pathetic.
No girl wants to fuck that either.
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