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I heard a lot about you.

Sandy speaks highly of your friend.

Having some troubles?

Yeah, it's kind of hard right now being 18 and having to move out and stuff.

Like financially.

Bad, huh?

Yeah.

So you're looking for some help?

Yeah.

Okay, I think I might be the man.

But we need to talk about a few things first.

Okay.

Okay?

Why don't we go get a little more comfortable in the living room.

Yeah.

So, did you have a far drive?

Yeah.

Yeah?

It sucks, gas is expensive too.

I know.

Yeah.

So, what's the situation here?

Um, pretty much have bills due.

I'm trying to like pay for my phone bills due really soon.

Oh.

Financially, I'm like pooped.

Yeah, bad, huh?

Yeah.

A lot of people are having those problems these days.

I know.

So, let me explain to you how this works.

Um, there's some rules and stuff, okay?

First of all, I'm not looking for any kind of relationship whatsoever.

Okay?

Um, I'm happy with my life the way it is.

Uh, I give you money, I pay your bills, and whenever I call you, you come and take care of me.

You know what that means, right?

Yeah, I know.

Okay.

Are you cool with that?

Yeah, I'm cool.

You sure?

Mm-hmm.

Okay, because your friend took a little convincing, but you seem pretty eager.

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