Lara Honey - The Porn Bribe

Yeah, it's fucking lovely. I pour it in my tea and everything.

Sometimes I just get a craving because it's really sweet and I just sit there because that's what I've got the squeezy bottle for.

It's easy.

Anyway, what?

That's weird.

No, it's not, man. It's nice.

It's a clear honey. It's not the horrible thick stuff, you know what I mean?

If you have it on fucking toast.

Yes.

It's alright now.

Anyway, I've spent a good half an hour updating your laptop just so I can do some work.

Oh, aye. I haven't been able to do it. I forgot about it, aye.

Yeah.

Because you've got to, aye. I meant to send it to do it when you switched the laptop off. I don't think I did.

No, you haven't.

Sorry.

Because I've spent half an hour doing it, like I said.

Oh, well. But are you able to take that little now, though, are you?

Yeah, I'll be able to do it now.

Good.

Well, it's an extra half an hour out of my time, though, isn't it?

Aye.

It's alright. - Why?

I'm eating honey. Right? Right. You're gonna piss yourself man, it's funny this. Right.

I've got a video you haven't seen of larva honey. Right. Do you get it? Yeah, honey, honey, yeah.

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