Ladies man has his dick sucked by two eager sluts in bed

If you have that problem.

Me, myself, I'm the bitch's man.

I don't have that problem.

Next caller, please.

Yes, I'd like to know how to remove peanut butter

from my urethra.

Yeah, I see.

Uh-huh, your urethra.

Just what is that?

You know, the tube that runs through my penis.

Oh, so what you're telling me is

that you have peanut butter stuck in your wang.

Ooh, that's disgusting.

So why don't you go ahead and tell the bitch's man

how you got peanut butter stuck in your wang?

Oh, wait a minute, by the way,

why's it smooth and chunky?

'Cause the bitch's man just loves chunky.

Well, I was at home alone the other night

and I saw the jar on the counter

and I was thinking to myself,

hey, I bet that jar of peanut butter would really feel good.

No, no, no,... no,wait a minute,

wait a minute, wait a minute, see?

That's your problem.

You're alone, see?

Being a bitch's man, I'm never alone,

so I don't have that problem.

You need to leave that peanut butter,

leave that alone to get yourself a real woman.

Unless you got some of that jelly at home,

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