LACEY STARR - Bad Ass Grandma Vs Bad Santa

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Santa is being overly friendly with the elves and moms and this Bad Ass Grandma is set to take care of it! Once she hears exactly how lippy he is, Granny Lacey shows him how to put his lips to better use!

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Ah, Santa. There you are. Sit down. I know you're on your break but this shouldn't take

long. Right. Some of the elves have come to me and have been saying they've had complaints

about your behaviour. Not towards the **************. It's

not a problem. First of all, the elves wonder why you keep going in the elves' little hut

and locking the door and not letting them in. It's not your space, it's the elves' space.

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True. But... Right, we can talk about that later because I'm sure there's an explanation

you've got there. Let me just tell you these complaints, apparently. You've been overheard

saying, "Unwrap those and I'll cover them with eggnog." Wait, who's been saying this?

Apparently you've been saying this to the mums. Oh! And you seem to focus more on the

mums than the ********, by the account I'm getting. I'm... You know... I know you need

to be... You've got to serve the parents as well as the ********. They need their Christmas

presents as well. It's true, you need to be friendly to everybody, I agree. But you can't

be saying things like, "Pull my cracker and I'll come up your chimney." That's a perfectly

viable sentence from a Santa, no? You know what I'm talking about. No, maybe you're thinking

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