Kleptomaniac got caught

maybe there is something we can do.

Really, like what?

Well, I think for starters,

you should take that off and back off.

Yeah, really.

Oh my goodness, why would you want me

to take my outfit back off?

Well, let's just say this,

I think maybe I should do this full cavity search instead,

and if I don't find anything,

then I guess you're free to go, do you know what I mean?

And like no cops?

No cops.

And?

And I'll even let you keep this as a little souvenir,

but--

Really?

You can't come back to my store ever again,

and I don't wanna hear a word about this.

You understand what we're doing here, right?

You read between the lines?

No, no.

You know what, I'll walk you through it.

Okay.

There you go, you can do it.

I don't want the watch, and it's for my girlfriend.

And I don't want to, but I want to.

But you know what, and it looks like,

it's not cheating, it's not like I'm a girl.

You know, if you were doing this with a girl,

that might be cheating,

but seeing where that's not how you--

She kind of sees it that way.

Well, you know.

Yeah.

I'm sure she wouldn't wanna see you from behind bars.

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