Kings and Queens of Porn - the Vintage Challenge Vol 45

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I get this story you're probably not gonna believe.

Hell, I don't believe it myself.

But it's true, it actually happened, really.

Well, except for a couple of parts I made up,

strictly for entertainment purposes only.

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I was a reporter for a sleazy tabloid called, you know,

"The Sleazy Tabloid."

Did the stories about the UFO sightings, ****** by aliens, etc.

Remember, I was sucking up to my editor as she drove me home.

Here you go. - Thank you.

Anytime for you.

Look, Dean, I'm sorry.

I can't afford to give you that raise right now.

Look, you know, maybe that old guy in circulation,

you could let him go. You don't need him.

I mean, it's for me. I could... - No.

No, no. Sorry.

I fired him last week. I needed a raise.

I deserve it.

Look, I give you a lot of good stories. What about the story...

The story of the flying saucer the guy saw that looked like a Jersey cow?

Dean, how could I forget? - There you go.

You know, there's a lot of talk about making that into a TV movie of the week.

You know, I think you're getting a little too obsessed with the space alien thing.

They are out there. I know they are. Trust me.

I just hope they brought everything along. They need towels, you know, whatever.

Hey, did you see that?

Did you see that?

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KINGS and QUEENS of PORN - the Vintage Challenge vol. 45