KINGS and QUEENS of PORN - the Vintage Challenge vol. 195

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Master, I have a question that has been troubling me.

Master, please answer me.

Master, I implore you.

You have told me that ignorance is the abyss of life.

That reminds me, I need to take abyss.

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Wait, just one question before you--

Silence!

Silence! I need to take abyss like a Kentucky racehorse.

Master, my question is about the ass.

Ah, the ass.

You have said the magic word.

I have?

The ass. That's abyss of another color.

By all means, proceed.

I may bet your life.

Master, this great circle of life--

Master, the ass.

Is it the ying or is it the yang?

Master, is it both?

The ying and the yang?

You know, as in, I bent her over,

and I put it right up her ying and her yang.

I answer your very stupid quire, you asshopper, with this Indian parable.

There once was a girl named...

I think I heard this poem before.

Silence, jackass!

Let me finish.

Now, where was I?

Ah, yes.

There once was a ********* who worked the corner of Sunset and La Brea,

but couldn't this one particular day.

Dr. Orkin, I need to see you right away.

Dr. Orkin?

Her proctologist?

Oh.

I'm glad you could come.

I think that's my line.

Not what seems to be the problem.

I do my best.

It's nearly time now.

Oh, it's a long day.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Can we do this more often?

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