Kick the Furniture

Are we sure we want him touching the cards?

As long as he only touches them, we don't touch them.

Anyway, so you're going to be getting on all fours.

Your legs spread, so we get a nice, even kick in between.

And we're going to sit on you, and you do not fall.

And if you fall, you have to grab the deck.

Do you have any blood or anything?

Another card, please.

Three.

Oh, look, you went down.

Lucky you.

Let's move this way.

And if you drop them, there's going to be a lot of consequences.

Two cards.

I suggest--

Yeah.

We're going to add like five cards together.

Oh.

Ooh.

Quit ****** her.

Your contraption is sturdy.

OK.

You need to understand that every time I'm done kicking you,

I think that means you grab another card.

OK?

Not that card.

I bet you're excited about that one.

Oh.

Shut the hell up.

One.

Oh.

Ooh.

I heard that one.

I mean, that one can get all up in there.

Pick a fucking card for Christ's sake.

Jesus Christ.

What?

Don't tell me twice.

See, I was--

I had nicer kicks than them, didn't I?

You can't-- you can't get my good luck.

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