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Well to be honest with you sir, I haven't even been in a room so...

Yeah but I've been told you've been my roommate.

And why I've been out, it looks absolutely shocking.

Well there are other girls on the floor, it's not just my fault.

I heard about you all wanting to charge my room.

Look I'm really sorry, I've just been given loads and loads of rooms this past week to clean and I just haven't been able to handle it. I'm really sorry.

I am a top guest in your hotel, don't believe it.

And have you been having little hanky panky in my room?

Because obviously finding spunk all over my pillows is intolerable.

No sir, not at all. I haven't even been in your room. I haven't even had time to go in your room, let alone shagging about your room.

Oh shagging about, okay. Not being funny, I'm going to have your arse fired.

Why? No you can't, please, this is the only job I've got.

No, no, no, no, it's not good enough. Not being funny, I've had to put up with this. I pay X amounts for this place.

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