Juicy blond babe was drilled on the bonnet of her red car broken in the forest while her brunette friend tries to call f

Where'd you find that?

This was buried, you know, like a hundred yards back.

A whole mess of them with just the nails sticking out.

Fuck, that sucks.

Some asshole did this.

Total booby trap for somebody.

Fucked us up bad.

Oh, man.

Can't you get a hold of somebody?

Man, I've been trying for the last half hour.

I haven't gotten any service.

Shit.

How come you don't have a spare?

I had a spare, but you made me take it out to put your bags,

to put your women's clothing, your makeup, your oils and your lotions and all that shit.

All your freaking everything you need for your damn trip.

Well, we need that stuff.

Oh, yeah, really.

Shit, a lot of good's going to do us in the mouth.

Well, there's got to be a phone around here somewhere.

I mean, come on.

Somebody's got to live up here, like a cabin or something, right?

There shouldn't be any phones around here.

Let's wait for a car to come by and get us.

Yeah, why don't you go on?

We'll wait.

Maybe a tow truck or something will come by.

Yeah, I'm going to wait here.

You can go check it out.

This is ridiculous.

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