Johnny - Reality Dudes

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So tell me what do you what do you do here? Taking some art classes. Taking some art classes?

Oh that must be cool, no sports? No, not this semester. Is it like co-ed dorms, regular dorms, you guys all live together?

I'm trying to get a feel for everything you know? They're co-ed dorms. Co-ed dorms? Oh that's cool.

You know so you get a lot of pussy or what? Yeah. Yeah? You're a good-looking dude you know.

You got a girlfriend though? Yeah, but they can be expensive. Yeah? You gotta go out on dates.

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Expensive dates and shit. Yeah, come on man. What if I said I'd give you like a hundred dollars cash right now?

How about for two? For two? Yeah. Get jerked off? Yeah. Oh man. How about 150?

You know I mean 200 just to just to just to jerk me off is a lot these days huh?

I mean we could go fight somewhere real quick a bush or something you know just jerk me off a little bit you know?

Quick hundred fifty dollars. All right. Yeah you cool with that? Yeah. All right here I'll give you a hundred and I'll give you 50 when you're done all right?

All right. All right cool. That's what's up. Let's go this guy.

Oh yeah, how do you like that big neck, huh?

Never seen one like that before?

No.

That's alright. I'll teach you how to handle it.

Nice and easy, there you go.

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