John is Peeing on Jens Hand on the Bed, Porn 4b

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So I'm guessing you didn't see the quakes last night?

The Santa Fe earthquakes?

Your home team?

Yeah, I know who the quakes are.

I recorded it.

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No you didn't.

Don't worry.

I watched us talk over the boat once.

A132 by the way.

Beautiful goal in extra time.

They didn't have any either.

Well that's all the major chains.

We're 0 for 4.

Our next place is on Thornwood Drive.

Just west of Santa Teresa Boulevard.

That's in Alamitos.

Yes.

There are still 28 stores in the greater San Jose area that we can try.

I devised a route starting in the south working counterclockwise around the city to best avoid traffic.

We'll buy you a box, I promise.

Okay guys, I like a big fare as much as the next driver, but racking up hundreds of dollars on a munchie quest is starting to feel exploitative.

What do you say I order a head for pizza and then we just pick it up on the way home?

I don't want pizza.

What takeout food do you like?

I like pancakes.

I don't want pancakes.

I don't want to go home!

I'm paying you to try this.

You want these cookies.

What is the real reason?

You'll laugh.

What's the funny reason?

I had a crush on a girl.

Robin Demaine.

Senior year in high school.

Her favorite snack.

Okay.

Are we going to get Malamar's?

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John Is Peeing on Jens Hand on the Bed