Jingle and Jangle Ride Santa's Dick in his Naughty Workshop

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Jingle and Jangle got caught quality checking the sex toys on themselves by Santa. He had to put them on the Naughty List, no way he could deliver those toys now. Jingle and Jangle are so upset they beg Santa to let them do Anything to get back on the Nice List! Santa thinks it over and decides to let them take a ride on the North Pole!!

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Santa's coming!

Ho, ho, ho!

Jingle, jangle!

Hey Santa!

I told you to test all these toys!

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I know, we're so excited for you though!

I know, but I didn't say to test them on yourselves!

Well, but you said that we had the quality control!

That's going to get you on the naughty list!

No, not the naughty list!

How are we going to deliver these to all the lonely moms out there?

They're already been used!

They'll smell pepperminty for them!

They'll smell like gingerbread candy canes!

I think that we're going to need to talk to HR about this,

because this is not what I meant by testing out the toys!

But Santa, we don't want to be on the naughty list!

Please, Santa, we want to be on the nice list!

Let's sit down and have a discussion about this.

First off...

Sit down, Santa, you've had a long day!

We cannot test the toys on each other!

But Santa...

That's just not what we do here!

But we bring a lot of joy to us!

And that's what we do here!

Well, of course we want to bring joy, but we're supposed to give these away!

Well, Santa, I don't want to be on the naughty list!

Jingle, jangle!

Every year, this is what happens!

I don't know what I'm going to do with you!

Well, Santa, you've been under a lot of stress lately!

I haven't even been able to eat!

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