Jessica Jamie

Yeah, well when she was giggling I knew she'd seen it.

But anyway.

I didn't realise.

You didn't what, sorry?

Realise.

Oh you didn't realise, okay.

I was just pressing belly button.

Huh?

I was pressing my belly button.

I thought you meant me, you made me all paranoid and I had to check myself.

Oi!

My belly ain't that big.

You didn't even stand here, you said before when I breathed in it, nothing happens.

Yeah, well no it's not that, it's like when I'm videoing something like this for example.

You're videoing this now?

Yeah I'm videoing this now, say hello.

My stomach seems to expand and get bigger, almost to the point where I could just sit

the camera on it, which I almost tried to do, which wouldn't have been clever, and just

leave it.

I don't know what it is but my, I don't know, do you reckon?

Here's an idea for you, tell me if you think this is feasible.

I think I'm not human.

I think in fact that I am an alien and my penis is my belly.

And when I get excited and turned on, i.e. when I'm filming this sort of stuff, that's

why my belly goes out.

It's like a little mini belly-ardon.

Maybe that's where the expression 'bell-end'?

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