Jerking Two Big Cocks

Well now that's not fair how many times I come.

Okay, can you eat two pussies at once?

Kind of sandwich them together?

No no no, I can jerk off two cocks at once.

So that makes me better than you.

I am better sexually than you because I can cock.

I can suck two girls at once.

No you can't, no that's sphincers. No no, you have to use your mouth.

I know you can suck two dicks at one time.

No no, but I can, we're not talking about sucking now, we're talking about jerking.

You can take both hands.

I can jerk off two guys at once.

You can't do two.

Bring your son in here.

Your son's back there, bring your son in here. I'll show you.

Bailey, get off the computer and come in here.

What do you want?

Hey, and bring your fucking loom.

I'll prove it to you, I'll prove it to you.

What do you want?

Your stepmom's a little kinky little slut and she's got a wild hair for her ass.

Is that what the loom's for?

Come over here and sit down, I'm going to prove something to your father.

You need this to prove it?

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