Jerkaoke - Blow Me Sensei
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Martial arts can be hard.. Me hard? I'm not hard , you're hard.
發佈者 madouchuanmei
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Another fucking loser.
Hey, you must be...
Are you fucking looking at my ass?
Oh my god.
Um, was that for real or were you joking?
Okay, let's try it. What about a cross?
What is wrong with you?
Well, teach me.
Oh my god. Okay, what else do you know? Do you know anything? Let's not start with striking.
I'm not very good at striking.
Yeah, I don't think we're going to go that route.
Um, I know headlock.
You know a headlock? Let's see it.
So, can I touch you? You're not going to hurt me?
Yes, you can touch me.
So, it was like this, and then they squeezed, really, I'm going to squeeze a little bit hard.
You know, I don't want to hurt you.
Touch me.
No, we're not going to learn something else.
First, maybe we should take care of this "your dick poking me in the ass" problem
so that I can teach you how to fight and do my job.
Um, okay.
Okay.
At least you got something worth having.
You men always have your fucking dicks poking me in the ass while I'm trying to do my fucking job.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my gosh.
Fuck.
So fucking sexy.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Maybe we should get out of these. These are warm, you know?
Yeah.
These are meant for fighting, not, you know, like, lovemaking.
Lovemaking. You're so sweet.
Mmm.
Let's get these fucking hands off.
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