I've never shaved before, can you see if I did it right?

Uh, nothing.

What do you mean nothing?

You're all dressed up and you're sneaking out.

No I'm not, I always wear this.

What do you mean you always wear this?

Tell me the truth.

Do you really want to know?

Yeah, mom left me in charge.

Okay, well, I'm going to go get my stuff.

Okay, well, I'm leaving and I'm going to a party.

What do you mean a party?

Who are you going to a party with?

Do you really want to know all this stuff?

Like, why can't you just go back in your room?

Because I'm in charge of you.

Where are you going?

Going out with my boyfriend.

With your, with your boyfriend?

With my boyfriend.

Hell no, you're not going out.

Mom left me in charge and you're not going out to get pregnant.

That's not going to happen.

Don't worry about me.

Okay, I'm going out.

I'm going out.

I'll call my mom.

No, no, no, no, don't.

Don't call mom.

I'll literally tell you everything.

Please just don't call mom.

I'm waiting.

So, tonight, with my boyfriend, it's supposed to be our first time because we don't get

to see each other that often.

First time what?

On a date?

First time, like, first time.

Like, like I shave for this.

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