It's time to pay up mortal!
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Demon demands mouth payment so pucker up an suck beta boi
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And I caught the bitch at hot tub with her ex-boyfriend drawing out his life force.
Really?
The bitch said she wanted to taste a real anabis.
Yeah, that's a succubus for ya.
Oh, would you look at the time.
I gotta go see that idiot that signed the contract without reading it.
I'll catch up with you later, man.
Later.
La la la la, I'm so happy I don't have to deal with that stupid demon.
Ah! I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
Hi.
What are you doing here?
What am I doing here?
Um, did you forget the contract you signed?
Okay, um, I told you before, we're not taking your soul, and we take payments in another way.
I was kind of just hoping I'd slip through the cracks or you'd lose the paperwork or something.
Come on. If there's anything we're good at in hell, it's bureaucracy.
That makes a lot of sense, actually.
Get over here. It's time for a new payment.
Did you really teleport here with no pants on?
Why would I need pants to visit someone like you?
Um, I don't know, maybe it's a little thing called basic decency?
You talk too much and think too little.
So why don't you get over here and do something actually useful for once.
Come on.
Ah, yeah.
There you go.
Look at you, with the good credit, making your payments on time.
Yeah.
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