It's Step-Father's Day, And Athena Heart Wants Something Extra Special For Her Step-Grandpa
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Hi, stuff grandpa.
Are you excited for your party?
Party?
Why?
I'm not even your father.
Well you raised me like one
and I really appreciate you for that.
Like I had a choice.
What was I gonna do, let you starve to death on the streets?
Come on.
You know you love me.
So, what do you want?
Trump is president.
Come on, be serious.
What do you want for Father's Day?
I want you to save your money.
You shouldn't be spending it on foolish stuff like that.
Such an irresponsible youth these days.
You know when I was your age,
I had enough ********* a down payment on a house.
Don't I make just as much money now as you did back then?
Probably, but that's not the point.
The point is, I don't need anything.
Come on, quit being so sintere.
What?
Sinte, what did you say?
Sintere, it's when you act hard on the outside
but you're actually soft on the inside.
Isn't that like that imitation crab meat shit?
Listen, don't come at me with your Japanese speakings,
okay, just speak English for Christ's sake.
You're being mean.
You didn't even tell me what you wanted.
If I tell you, will you leave me alone?
Of course, I just wanna make you happy, Grandpa.
Well, find me a woman to fuck then.
Really?
It's not like I can just go to the mall
and find someone to fuck me, okay?
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