its britney ?

You're definitely in the right place.

I know, I noticed.

So, alright, so you're down here, you're ready to get nasty, get down, get down like elevators.

How's that?

I get down worse.

Worse than that?

Like, what do they call them?

Mine, miners?

Get down like miners?

Anyhow, why don't you guys tell us about your first time or a really interesting time.

Oh my gosh, do I really have to tell you this?

Well, I'm just dying to know.

Dying to know.

It was in Delaware, right, I'm assuming?

Yeah, it was in Delaware.

I want to know what goes on in this interesting little place.

We all get very *****, and all there is to do is drink.

Are you zooming in on my boobs?

Well, no.

A little bit.

Well, okay, my first time, no, I will tell you about my first time.

That was very weird.

How old were you for the first time?

16.

Okay, that's like the ballpark figure.

Yeah, it's like the, you know, the kind of thing.

But the craziest thing, I actually went on a trip.

We were in Philadelphia.

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