It Was a Dull Wank Until I Suddenly Remembered the Big Unopened Box of Sex Toys That'd Arrived a Few Days Before
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I'm sure we've all been there? When we're wanking but it's just really dull and you're not exactly getting anywhere regardless of who you're perving on? Or has my arrival on the scene ended that as a thing for you? Hehe. Anywaaaaay, in ‘celebration' of becoming officially single (rather than just on a pause) I've treated myself to all sorts of goodies! I've been treating me, like I'd been treating UMF for 18 months. Only now, without flights to America to frantically save for to visit a sexy AF SSBHM, I can now buy myself little luxuries and other frivolous things? Or indeed, when I get a text from Ann Summers announcing their summer sale, I went ahead and spanked 190GBP followed almost immediately by this box of joy! After opening some of the toys I then kneel on my bed and use the mini finger bunny ears vibrator on my clit. And holy fuck balls! I sure did start squirting very fucking quickly! I am gonna have some fun with this bad boy!
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It's all different today. Oh god.
Ah, mascara room yesterday.
But we're not playing, mate.
What's happening, dude?
Fuck.
Just started some mega squirting.
I was looking at a...
Oh, I want a hook.
There's a bloody hook.
Oh, but fuck off, mate.
Mate, stop breaking my bed.
Ta-da!
I don't know why.
Probably because I'm horny.
No! Not happening.
Not happening!
Bud, please!
No!
Sorry about that.
This was a bit like... unexpected, but...
Oh my god.
Okay, he's got the ball himself.
The hook is kind of like quite helpful.
Oh!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Now, come on.
Oopsie.
Well, it doesn't really matter.
It's just this one hasn't got my memory left.
It goes...
It won't let me upload stuff because the videos are too long
versus not having enough memory.
Pretty weird.
But, technology, hey.
Oh.
Oh! Must remember to breathe.
Oh, Bud, please.
Oh.
Bud, it's not happening.
This is precious, by the way.
Bit of a spiky rubber ball.
It's not happening, dude.
Oh, it's a wet patch on the half.
Oh.
Oh, I should probably say goodbye.
Bye-dee-bye.
That was a fail, wasn't it?
It's just...
Oh, hello again.
Fancy seeing you here.
Let's try...
That's not...
Oh, my goodness me.
I've just remembered.
I got some new toys.
I totally need to try these out.
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