It’s me, Jessica

We ran out of clean underwear

So we have got to

Skankies

I thought we had one there

Them skanky girls, they got no knickers

Are we recording already?

I'm afraid so

They meant like it wasn't on though

Is it?

Oh yeah

We can't see it, it's fingers over it

I'm cheating

Just to get a little bit of an impromptu

Real kind of feel to the video

What you two are really like

Not that sort of persona that you put over

What persona?

I don't know, I don't even know what the word means

Anyway, we've got

I don't even know what it means

The funny thing here is we've got one

Silly blonde, brains a brunette

And then we've got another brunette

Who still doesn't know what it means

So maybe they're both

Blonde at heart

So anyway, just to introduce everyone

We of course have

Jessica Cutie

From ******

And we have Sasha Kane

From ******

And we're not quite sure why Sasha

Has the name Kane

Whether it's because she's as sweet

As candy cane

Or whether it's because she likes a bit of pain

And likes to be spanked by a cane

But either fits I think

Anyway

Somebody in my ear is saying

Shut up Steve

Let the girls play

So I'm shutting up

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