Is that tiny little thing supposed to be your cock? SPH
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Haha oh my gosh I need a real man who can satisfy me and your cock is way too big to do anything! I won't even feel it haha so small and useless. What happened when you were born?
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Well I've got you here butt naked and I see that you don't have much to see at all.
Definitely not enough to fuck me with.
What is that little thing you've been carrying around?
It's so small. I mean, didn't you know that I was going to sit here?
Do you want to give them a warning before you take your pants off?
They're going to find this really...
You do realize you're going to be a virgin the rest of your fucking life.
You're just an itty bitty, teeny weeny, little dicked man.
And that's good for nothing.
The only thing you need to do is to get a little bit of a break.
Like, how does that work? Have you ever gotten a blood job?
I don't even know what. I was gonna say an Asian, but I'm pretty sure that cop's too small for an Asian slit, too.
Really? You couldn't put that anywhere. How do you jerk off?
Maybe the...
It's the smallest thing I have ever seen.
I've seen a fucking spider, a fucking ant bigger than that.
What is that? Oh my gosh!
Wow, I have not seen such a small penis in all my life.
Me either. I mean it looks inverted and so pathetic.
It looks like a birth defect than a penis.
Oh my God! You have the most tiniest penis I've ever seen and it's kind of like really freaking me out.
It's just this big. Like smaller than my little fucking finger.
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