Is that tiny little thing supposed to be a cock SPH
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So that's what you brought to the table?! A small penis? How can you even be so pathetic walking around here and hanging out with two sexy girls and yet you have the smallest penis we've ever seen.
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So that's what you brought to the table?
That's it. That?
I mean, I thought we were gonna have a threesome.
Um...
But you got like a cock that fucking big?
I'd rather go buy a packet of toothpicks than use that.
Seriously. I don't even know... Oh my god. I don't even know what that's supposed to be.
If we bought a package of toothpicks though, I would just want to stick them in that.
Were you born...
That's like a little meter. That's like a little snack.
Were you born... Were you born a man? 'Cause I can't...
I can't tell.
Or is that just a large clit? That's fucking pathetic.
I can't tell. I really can't.
That's disgusting.
Why would you even pull it in front of people? I mean, at least, you know, maybe if you had a strap on, like on or anything, you'd like whip it out?
You need to buy a strap on and wear it at all times.
All times?
All times.
You know what? Look at that fucking dick of yours. It's so fucking tiny and pathetic.
It's like... No girl wants to fuck that either.
But you got like a cock that fucking big?
I don't think I'd buy a package of toothpicks then you got.
Oh my gosh, what is that?
Is that your penis?
Oh my gosh, that is... And what do you think you're gonna do with that? What do you think? Huh?
You're definitely the one with the smallest cock I have ever seen in my life.
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