Is that tiny little cock all you have got SPH
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So that's what you brought to the table?! A small penis for us? You have the smallest penis we've ever seen. Nothing you do in bed is going to make up for having such a small dick.
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So that's what you brought to the table?
That's it.
I mean, I thought we were going to have a threesome.
But you got like a cup that fucking big?
I'd rather go buy a packet of toothpicks than use that.
Seriously.
I don't even know. Oh my god. I don't even know what that's supposed to be.
If we bought a packet of toothpicks though, I would just want to stick them in that.
That's like a little beater. That's like a little snack.
Were you born a man?
I don't know because I can't tell.
Or is that just a large plate? That's fucking pathetic.
I can't tell. I really can't.
That's disgusting.
Why would you even pull it in front of people?
I mean, at least, you know, maybe if you had a strap on, like on it or anything, you'd wear it.
You need to buy a strap on and wear it at all times.
All times?
All times.
She's staring up at the fucking ceiling wondering,
"I wonder when this is fucking going to be over with. This is pathetic. I can't even feel this fucking dick in me."
What are you doing?
That's a little dick.
It's so tiny. I'm going to be calling it a dick.
Oh my gosh, even a baby's cock is bigger than that.
What do you think you're going to do with that?
You're still a virgin, aren't you?
Because every time you get a girl up to that point, she can't even find your cock.
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