Is that tiny cock supposed to be a joke SPH
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So that's what you brought to the table?! A small penis for us? You have the smallest penis we've ever seen. Nothing you do in bed is going to make up for having such a small dick.
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So that's what you brought to the table?
That's it.
I mean, I thought we were going to have a threesome.
But you got like a cup that fucking big?
I'd rather go buy a packet of toothpicks than use that.
Seriously.
I don't even know. Oh my god. I don't even know what that's supposed to be.
If we bought a packet of toothpicks though, I would just want to stick them in that.
That's like a little beater. That's like a little snack.
Were you born a man?
I don't know because I can't tell.
Or is that just a large plate? That's fucking pathetic.
I can't tell. I really can't.
That's disgusting.
Why would you even pull it in front of people?
I mean, at least, you know, maybe if you had a strap on, like on it or anything, you could wear it.
You could buy a strap on and wear it at all times.
All times?
All times.
Well, I've got you here butt naked and I see that you don't have much to see at all.
Definitely not enough to fuck me with.
What is that little thing you've been carrying around?
It's so small.
I mean, didn't you know that I was going to sit here and make fun of you for it?
Aww.
I mean, it's like a comparison.
It's a topical hint.
It's like that big.
Um, you'd be really embarrassed.
Do you want to give them a warning before you take your pants off?
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