Is that tiny cock supposed to be a joke SPH

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So that's what you brought to the table?! A small penis for us? You have the smallest penis we've ever seen. Nothing you do in bed is going to make up for having such a small dick.

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So that's what you brought to the table?

That's it.

I mean, I thought we were going to have a threesome.

But you got like a cup that fucking big?

I'd rather go buy a packet of toothpicks than use that.

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Seriously.

I don't even know. Oh my god. I don't even know what that's supposed to be.

If we bought a packet of toothpicks though, I would just want to stick them in that.

That's like a little beater. That's like a little snack.

Were you born a man?

I don't know because I can't tell.

Or is that just a large plate? That's fucking pathetic.

I can't tell. I really can't.

That's disgusting.

Why would you even pull it in front of people?

I mean, at least, you know, maybe if you had a strap on, like on it or anything, you could wear it.

You could buy a strap on and wear it at all times.

All times?

All times.

Well, I've got you here butt naked and I see that you don't have much to see at all.

Definitely not enough to fuck me with.

What is that little thing you've been carrying around?

It's so small.

I mean, didn't you know that I was going to sit here and make fun of you for it?

Aww.

I mean, it's like a comparison.

It's a topical hint.

It's like that big.

Um, you'd be really embarrassed.

Do you want to give them a warning before you take your pants off?

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