Is that tiny cock supposed to be a joke?

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What the heck is that? That can't really be your cock, can it? Wow, you have the smallest penis I have ever seen. I though you were just joking at first but that pathetic dick is not a joke.

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Well I've got you here butt naked and I see that you don't have much to see at all.

Definitely not enough to fuck me with.

What is that little thing you've been carrying around?

It's so small. I mean, didn't you know that I was going to say that?

Do you want to give them a warning before you take your pants off?

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They're going to find this really weird.

You do real life. You're gonna be a virgin for rest.

You're just a itty bitty...

PENIS.

That's good for nothing.

How did that work?

Have you forgotten the blood job?

I don't even know what. I was gonna say an Asian, but I'm pretty sure that cock's too small for an Asian's slit too.

Really? You can put that anywhere. How do you jerk off?

I love that fucking dick of yours. It's so fucking tiny and pathetic.

It's like, no girl wants to fuck that either.

Aww, look at you. ***********. You have a tiny baby penis, huh? Little tiny cock.

Oh my lord, is that supposed to be a cock?

That is, that is, oh my gosh, that is like this big. Even, ew.

I can't bloody even see it. Oh my gosh, just get that little tiny weenie thing out of my face. I can't see it.

It's so little, it's like, I don't even know if you'd be a candidate for like reconstructive, like, penal enlargement.

Because that thing is the smallest thing I've ever seen in my fucking life.

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