Is that stubby little thing supposed to be your dick? SPH

I can barely see it.

Two fingers?

The pinkies.

Oh my god, like two little pinkies.

You would never use your right hand.

You would never use your right hand.

You should be embarrassed of that.

Oh my god, I would never take my pants off.

I would never show anybody.

That's ridiculous.

I would be a virgin if I had a...

I can barely see it.

Can you crawl that up here?

You could just kind of pull it out a little bit.

What would your little pathetic little manhood do for me?

Grab your pen, grab your paper, grab this ring!

Whatever, we're not filming if you get out of our face.

Whatever.

Aww, when you get home, do you like, do you stroke that thing? I mean, stroke that *********** penis?

I'd almost like to see it hard because it's so funny, not as hard.

Oh my god, if I ever saw a penis that small, I would like run away.

It's really tiny, I mean it's like the tiniest thing I've ever seen.

Actually I don't think they'd laugh.

I want to see you jerk that pathetic little dick of yours.

Show me what you can do with it.

Don't do it too fast.

I know you're going to get a cramp.

I can picture two little fingers going...

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