Insufferable chick is ready for everything

Well, maybe not the exact same thing.

But his splendor will be quite nice.

This is amazing.

Yeah, go sit down.

Now, what is it that you need?

Well, I heard you have some openings for the team of cheerleaders.

And I would love to be a Dallas cheerleader.

It's always been my dream.

Yeah, you're cute enough.

Thank you.

But I'd like to tell you, competition is really, really, really tight.

Every girl in the States, every girl wants to be a cheerleader for Dallas.

They're number one.

I can make a couple of calls. I could.

Really.

But the question is, how much do you really want this?

Really badly.

Really badly, huh?

I'd do anything for it.

Well, wonderful.

You got any money?

Well, a little.

Well, when you say a little, what do you mean a little?

Well, I work, so my family doesn't support me.

Yeah, so you don't have the money.

Enough to get by.

Enough to get by.

Do I need money to be a cheerleader?

No, but see, I'm an agent, okay?

I make my money by hooking people up, and they pay me.

It's like a barter system, you know?

I like to barter in greenbacks.

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