in the office

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in the office

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Okay. - Okay.

That's my tip. - That's your tip.

Thank you.

I just, I wanted to let you know though,

you have some P marks in your car.

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And,

oh, you have a girl's shirt here too.

Just gonna move that.

I just, yeah, they're like all over the front,

all over the back.

I didn't do them.

Oh, I know. - They were there.

I'm well aware of that, I'm sorry.

You know you could get that fixed, right?

Yeah, it just happened the other day.

Your desk is a mess.

It's my ex, it's kind of an embarrassing story.

Your ex-wife?

Yeah, my ex-wife.

She keyed your car?

Yeah, she keyed my car.

Why'd she key your car?

Because--

You have little diamonds in here too.

Because we broke up and I'm seeing someone else.

So, let me get this straight.

Your ex-wife keyed your car because you split up with her

or because she doesn't like your new girlfriend?

No, we divorced a long time ago.

Then why'd she key your car then?

'Cause honestly, it's just about the sex.

We were sleeping together up until about two months ago.

Wait, you broke up with her a long time ago,

but you're still banging her?

Not that it's any of your business, but yes.

Does she know?

Does she know that I'm fucking my ex-wife?

Wait, you are fucking her?

No, of course not.

Do you have a big schlong or something?

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