Im Not Gay but I Want Some New Shoes
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Danny Luca and Patrick Gentry. I love them both, but I'll be damned they can't save their cash. Sears a hole right through their pockets. That must be why they are always calling me asking them if I have any work for them. Of course, since they are favorite, I do my best. I was actually excited to see Danny plow Patrick's little tight hole. I was hanging out with Ryan that weekend, and he volunteered to help film. It was quite the party.
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Like the most I ever paid for shoes is like $215.
I ain't gonna pay nothing.
Seven or so.
I got a couple $500 pairs of shoes.
And the first day I had these, I was riding a dirt bike.
Crashed a dirt bike, bro, and put a hole in 'em.
Damn.
First day.
I wasn't even talking to you.
You hear a dirt bike.
Bro, I was just wheeling it on the road.
Ruined my $1,000 pair of shoes.
I wasn't talking to you.
I was talking about a real zucchini.
It's the real zucchini.
Sit down.
Sit, sit.
Sit, sit.
I'm gonna sit, sit.
I'm not your dog.
Make it good.
Good.
You're upstanding, good.
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