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Hi, this is Penelope Kay.

Hi Penelope, my name is Ophelia.

Pleasure.

Well of course, so why did you hire me?

Well because I am one of the most professional people I know. I have my ducks in a row.

I'm always holding myself to a high standard of being professional and being responsible and being on my stuff.

My job comes first, so.

Yes I do, I'm actually using a computer at the moment, so.

Yeah.

Yes, I am very aware of how to use those platforms. I also know how to use Apple and you know, I know how to use both Microsoft and the other one.

You know, things that I was doing that I didn't know I was doing because she couldn't talk to me about it.

When I did bring it up to her, it ended up with me resigning because her solution to her talking about me rudely to my coworkers was,

"Well, maybe you should have just noticed this is what you were doing wrong instead of communicating with me before it got to that point."

Right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Um, let's see.

Why should we hire you?

Well, I am very professional. I will get the job done no matter how long it takes.

And I'm just very professional orientated. I love working. I love being, you know, I just love doing my job. I love doing a good job.

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