IGNORE4K. Interview with a View

Of course, so why did you hire me?

So, do you know how to use a laptop, a computer?

And what about Microsoft Word and Excel?

Let's say you saw something on the floor, something that, I don't know, like a piece of trash

And it's not, your job isn't to clean, but would you take it off or just...

Why should we hire you?

Do you feel proud of your work?

Tell me about a time you made a mistake.

Do you have an outfit that would give you a good size of you?

It's, you know, just wear like black dress pants and then we've got a top for you.

Something that's comfortable.

I'm not too picky about some shoes, so I want you to just be comfortable.

I mean, it should be close to you.

Okay, perfect.

And is there anything else that is extremely important for me to know before I do end up taking this position?

Yes, probably our location.

Our location. Wonderful.

Sorry, what was that?

Where's the location of the office?

So, I was thinking, you know, if I got your email, I can just email that to you.

Perfect. My email address is...

Perfect. And I'll just send that over to you.

Perfect. Thank you so much.

Great. I feel so proud of you on this one.

What about, let's say the TV went out.

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