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I do, I can't say I didn't apologize.

Um, but, but, back to my product, my invention.

I'm looking desperately for investors to help me out with.

Hopefully we can impress you today with this.

It is, uh, it is called SPLAG.

Okay, it stands for, uh, Splash Guard Drill.

Yes, very interesting. I actually would love to hear this presentation.

Oh, okay. I'm sorry, who are you? Who are who? Who's that guy?

Huh?

He's, uh, my cousin.

Well, to be technical, my mother is her cousin, so, you're like first cousin.

He wouldn't be working here if it wasn't family oriented.

I'll say that.

The therapist, by the way, wanted us to spend more time together and get closer, so I wasn't that therapist.

You'd be a doorman at the front door, so.

Uh, where was I? Oh, my revolutionary new invention.

SPLAG.

Now it's an acronym, okay, and it stands for, um, I'm sorry, uh, it stands for Splash Guard Grid.

And right here I have a little diagram, kind of gives you just a little bit of a visual.

Let's see, in your mind what it would look like, you see.

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