IGNORE4K. Awesome Cunt in office

Okay, great. So...

My invention...

Splag.

Now, Splag is an acronym.

Very interesting. I actually would love to hear this presentation.

Oh, okay. I'm sorry, who are you? Who are you? Who's that guy?

Well...

He's, uh, my cousin.

Well, to be technical, my mother is her cousin.

So, we're like first cousins.

He wouldn't be working here if it wasn't family-oriented.

The therapist, by the way, wanted us to spend more time together and get closer, so I wasn't their therapist.

You'd be a doorman at the front door, so...

We're going to the Chalk Academy anyway.

It stands for Splash Guard Grid.

And right here I have a little diagram. I'm going to give you just a little bit of a visual.

Let's see. In your mind, what would it look like?

Oh, yeah. That's pretty interesting.

It's not very detailed enough for me, but...

So, well, you know what? I'm glad you mentioned that.

We do have a part of my presentation. We'll get to that.

Concerns you may have, I'm sure we will reduce.

So, let me go over this design real quick.

So, the idea behind this is you put this over your toilet lid, and that way when you use your toilet, you don't get the splash back from the toilet water.

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