IGNORE4K. Aunty Lets Guy Too Much to Get Him Into Investments

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So, my invention, revolutionary.

Since the dawn of time, well, at least as far back as the Roman days, we've been playing by one problem.

We've all gone to the toilet before. We've all used it in restaurants or you're out in a guest house or wherever you may be, you're out in public.

And you use the toilet, right? You ever have splash back?

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I know what you're thinking, it's a bit gross, a bit of a gross topic.

But back to my product, my invention that I'm looking desperately for investors to help me out with.

Hopefully we can impress you today with this. It is called Splashguard Grill.

Yes, very interesting. I actually would love to hear this presentation.

Oh, okay. I'm sorry, who are you? Who are you? Who's that guy?

He's my cousin.

Well, to be technical, my mother is her cousin. So, like first cousin.

He wouldn't be working here if it wasn't family oriented. I'll say that.

The therapist, by the way, wanted us to spend more time together and get closer, so I wasn't the therapist.

You'd be a doorman at the front door, so.

We're going to talk about it in the background anyway.

Continue.

So, where was I? Oh, my revolutionary new invention, SPLATTER.

Now it's an acronym, okay? And it stands for, I'm sorry, it stands for Splashguard Grid.

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