If I suck it, do you promise you'll wash your hands?

There's a fucking pandemic going on.

It's a matter between life and death.

You have to wash your hands.

What, are you scared of my dirty hands?

Grow up.

Why are you so serious, God?

Did you wash your hands?

Are you serious right now?

Can you please leave me the hell alone?

No this is serious.

You gotta wash your hands.

You're gonna infect the whole restroom.

You know what?

You're kinda hot where you're at.

You asshole.

We gotta take this stuff seriously.

Are you serious?

Can you please leave me the hell alone?

Yeah, I'm gonna make you wash your hands.

What are you talking about?

Wash your hands.

Come on, wash your hands.

No, you're not gonna make me wash my hands.

Well I'm not leaving until you tell me to.

The water running is making me have to pee again.

Then go.

No, I'm not gonna go pee with you standing right here.

Well I'm not leaving until you wash your hands.

You can't really do anything right now.

Um, yes I can.

So go pee.

What are you waiting for?

How am I supposed to pee with you standing here?

Just do it.

Come on.

What are you doing?

Go and pee.

You can't help me go pee.

What are you doing?

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