I wish some pussy asshole would have said this to me

And when you lose all your sperm, you have nothing to give to somebody else.

What are you doing?

So, the Internet started in '96 for me.

I was ************, and I wanted to browse the Internet.

Of course, I didn't find nothing else right away. I was mostly on Yahoo.

But later on, Yahoo was a search engine for me, so I just started typing stuff.

And sometimes I would type up "boobs" and all the other stuff.

"Tits," "pussy," you know, all those words.

And I found a lot of porn.

I was like, "Whoa! This is a lot of porn. It's a lot of free stuff. That's cool."

And then later on, I was like, "Really? I'm still here? I'm still doing this?"

And then I just kept going here, going here, going here.

But I wasn't at Ex Hamster at the time. I was at something else.

But later on, it just became more free.

Like, people weren't paying for the site. They just come and do it because it's free.

That's what gets you addicted.

So, get off of this website and go out and do something.

Go hang with people. Go have a little fun.