I want to watch you punch yourself in the balls

Um, for right now that's what you need.

If you don't have a toothpick, then find some other sharp pointy object, a hair brush, a pick, a comb, something like that.

Put this together and scoop, scoop and hit.

So start doing it really fast, like over and over and over again.

Kicks and jabs, oh there we go.

There we go.

This motherfucker right here doesn't know how to drive.

He doesn't really even want to learn.

Him and his fucking SUV.

Men like you deserve to be kicked in the nuts because you're so fucking sad.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, oh my god.

Give me that fucking patch.

You want to fucking grab those balls and squeeze them until it hurts?

You like that, huh?

Does it hurt?

Keep kicking those little balls of yours.

Well the good news is that I love busting balls.

Sing here.

Pretty good now, Chuck.

Spread those legs.

You like kicks?

You want to be mean.

You want to be mean there?

Oh, that was good.

Oh, that's sweet.

Squeeze them.

Oh, squeeze them until they turn blue.

Oh, my balls are mine.

Come here, I'm going to kick you square in the nuts.

Squeeze those balls.

Got a little loser.

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