I Trapped Santa and Nutcracked His Pathetic Balls!
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Christmas Ball Nutcracker
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Finally worked for Santa.
You know what my favorite part is?
Can you guess?
The nutcracker.
Oh, I really didn't think this was gonna work.
I didn't think it was that stupid.
Okay.
We're gonna see which
devices crack these nuts the most.
I'm gonna be cracking it the whole time.
Poor balls.
Right?
So I decided that
I'm gonna turn your balls into nutcrackers.
I think we need a heavier ball.
Let's see.
Is that your tank?
Let's go over here.
Get warm and stuff it.
Matt.
Oh, boy.
You feel stuck, don't you?
You wanna get out?
Are you worried that you're not gonna get
all your presents out this year?
I can bet you you won't.
Your ass ain't getting up that chimney.
You're gonna be on the block for a week.
Okay.
I guess that means I'm not,
yeah, I'm hard enough.
You're probably pretty old school.
Maybe I need to find something wooden.
I'll even give you some cookies out there
if you decide to give me a present.
I have one.
♫ Jingle bells, jingle bells
♫ Jingle all the way
♫ Oh, can't wait to rock your boat
♫ When you go bangling
♫ To all the fun
♫ And the frosty air
Do you feel like your knuckles are getting cracked yet?
Yeah?
You should be asking me to stop.
I'm not going hard enough, am I?
No more ornaments on the tree for you.
Another Christmas song, I can't remember.
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