I thought you were supposed to be at school

You are jerking off in my bed, aren't you?

I thought you were supposed to be at school,

and you're just laying here in my bed

doing whatever the fuck you want,

which obviously, like...

Oh my God, you really are your father's son.

Okay.

Okay.

What am I supposed to do here?

Oh my God, I can't even...

You don't even have the same dick as your father.

Like, what?

Oh my God, okay, okay.

Why are you not at school?

What the hell is this?

I leave for one day, and I come home to this?

This is ridiculous.

Pathetic.

Oh, please.

Jesus.

What, you're probably sniffing my sheets, aren't you?

Just figured you would make yourself right at home

while you're supposed to be at school playing hooky

while I'm out working because you're no good

deadbeat of a father, whatever.

I'm not even gonna get into this right now.

However, you clearly have some explaining to do.

Actually, you know what?

I don't even give a fuck.

I don't need any explanations from you.

I know exactly what's going on here.

Okay, you are definitely sniffing my sheets.

Jesus Christ.

Oh, what?

What, you're sad?

You're sad because I caught you?

Why are you not even in your own bed?

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