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Extended Eclipse is coming.

You can like bury your bosom in mummily bosoms.

Mummily bosoms?

Yeah, Steve's mummily bosoms.

It would be good.

What's the name of Liz next door?

Mrs Swinger.

Mrs Swinger, yeah.

For fuck's sake, her name's Mrs Swinger.

It is?

I think that's like Swedish or something.

It's better than Margaret anyway.

Is it?

What, Mrs Margaret?

No, I'm one of her...

Oh, Margaret over there?

Oh right, yeah, she just had a hip replacement.

She's a bit too old.

I don't know.

So, um...

Would you fuck Mrs Swinger?

Monty Swinger?

What? Would I fuck her?

Would you fuck her?

You would as well, wouldn't you?

I'd fuck anything.

But she's lying.

I'd fuck you.

Alright, mate, let's not talk about our army days.

You loved it.

Alright.

Alright, okay.

Yeah, but what we can do is just go around and say,

"Oh, Monty, can I fuck you?"

No, get around here.

Get around here?

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, we need some kind of...

A way to get around?

Yeah, some dodgy idea.

I don't know, say you need sugar or some shit.

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