i share my boyfriend with my best friend

That's--

No, the 18th.

That's when they did last month.

Oh, dude, they shut my house phone off after two days

of not paying the bill.

They're fucking retarded.

I hate phone companies.

I know.

I hate people, too.

We hate everyone.

Do you hate me?

No.

Especially Joe the pervert.

Well, yeah.

Joe the pervert, we don't like him.

Why not?

Because he's got a camera in my face right now.

He's a pervert.

He's always ****** on us through our window.

It's because I got my camera, because I

want you guys to suck my dick.

Oh, really?

Right here?

I'll show you that scene that we dog cat on.

I'd love to see that.

OK, so I guess we start shooting now,

so we don't dog **** on you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I could pick the bird **** off you.

Fuck all you bitches.

I'm going to pick the bird **** off your balcony.

Lick it up.

No.

Ew.

Come on.

I'm not licking bird **** off your balcony.

That's disgusting.

Come on, I'll give you an extra dollar.

No.

An extra dollar?

I'll do it for 500 bucks.

I'm just kidding.

If you lick the ****, I'll give you $500.

If you lick the bird **** up right now.

Ew.

No.

I'll give you $1,000.

No.

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