I needed a pee whilst feeling horny, so I walked past the bathroom and headed to my bed

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After the epic comments from the other day, I made a new video for your enjoyment! Where, instead of going to the toilet for a piss, I put a towel and puppy pad down on my bed, set my phone up with a light and started walking! Instead of having a perving phone on the go, I got one of my favourite unknown artists up and played a very apt song called

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Hello there, how are you? I quite need a wee, and I'm also quite horny. So I thought, instead

of going to the loo to do a wee there, I would come to my bed and have a wank. And I've got

one of my favourite unknown artists playing in the background, he's called William Harper.

And this song is called Proud to be a Weirdo, which is so appropriate for me, isn't it really?

Anyway, let's crack on.

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Hey bud, no!

Now, I've scrunched up pants, that's how they always are on my side.

Hey, no, away!

Gosh, I smell good.

That was rather neat.

Ah, perfectly timed to go with that song.

That was William Harper, Proud to be an Outcast.

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